Life is like a box of terrible analogies

This is what my life has consisted of thus far:

Pre-blog threadless quote: "I feel all warm and fuzzy inside like I swallowed a kitten" or another classic: "I am not bitter I am just unsweetened"


1) Man vs. Wild twice a week on the Discovery Channel.
2) Pretending that the air coming through the windows on the Metro is a breeze coming from some distant tropical beach.
3) Reading about the most recent scandal occurring within Russia--usually involving kidnapping or something shady with blond women and black suit clad men
4) Getting yelled at in Russian a lot --rain or shine
5) Feeling like Rosinka is more like "The Island" on LOST than we would care to recognize
6) Eating a loaf of bread everyday with cheese
7) Has decided to live in the mountains-- perhaps with a lot of tall trees and books (yes I will be the old lady all the Elementary school kids are scared of)
8) Upon hearing English anywhere makes me want to befriend the person immediately and discuss their life history in great detail.
9) Recognizing that George Orwell's distopian society is closer than we think
10) Has decided to serve a mission
11) Wants to become either a journalist or some sort of humanitarian--but will probably just end up in some snotty suburban community in an obnoxious area.
12) Has gained and lost a lot of patience all at the same time in a lot of areas
14) Lincoln is the new role model

Brain is spent. Going to go do Russian Homework.


SAJ